Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

So, you had a bad day? Well, it’s not your first or your last one for sure.

I’ve found the perfect quotes to cheer you up and keep you going. So, open a bottle of wine, put your legs up and start smiling. Tomorrow is a new day.

Here are some posts to inspire you:

Bad Day

“I’ve had the sort of day that would make St. Francis of Assisi kick babies.”
― Douglas Adams

“But I am very poorly today & very stupid & I hate everybody & everything. One lives only to make blunders.”
― Charles Darwin

“I’ve had the kind of bad day no quote can fix.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich

“Today might be shitty, tomorrow might be shitty, the next day might be shitty… but who’s to say that one of the next days won’t be the best day of your life?”
― Benjamin A. Collier

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day
Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“Many bad days were preceded by a bad night’s sleep.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.”
― Blaise Pascal

“A bad day doesn’t cancel out a good life. Keep going.”
― Richie Norton

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but don’t three lefts make a right? Two wrongs don’t make a right, but don’t two negatives make a positive?”
― Andrew Clements

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“Quickly look down, now you tell me, when you were little did you ever imagine that you’d be wearing those shoes? Mind blowing isn’t it?”
― Neil Leckman

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx

“If you’re reading this…
Congratulations, you’re alive.
If that’s not something to smile about,
then I don’t know what is.”
― Chad Sugg

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day
Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day
Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“I love mankind … it’s people I can’t stand!!”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
― Charles J. Sykes

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they’re ok, then it’s you.”
― Rita Mae Brown

“Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”
― George V. Higgins

“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.”
― Groucho Marx

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
― Jerome K. Jerome

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
― Lemony Snicket

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day
Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”
― Yogi Berra

“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
― Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

“Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
― Isaac Asimov

“You should eat a waffle! You can’t be sad if you eat a waffle!”
― Lauren Myracle

“If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”
― Steven Wright

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”
― Lily Tomlin

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.”
― Henny Youngman

There’s Hope

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“You cannot swim for new horizons until you have courage to lose sight of the shore.”
― William Faulkner

“The things you do for yourself are gone when you are gone, but the things you do for others remain as your legacy.”
― Kalu Ndukwe Kalu

“It’s amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday.”
― John Guare

“You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming.”
― Pablo Neruda

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever.”
― Roy T. Bennett

“There is a crack in everything.
That’s how the light gets in.”
― Leonard Cohen

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when all is dire and bleak, there is always hope.”
― Pittacus Lore

“Shoot for the moon, even if you fail, you’ll land among the stars”
― Cecelia Ahern

“The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination.”
― Marion Zimmer Bradley

“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“When you’re at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

“If you have a dream, don’t just sit there. Gather courage to believe that you can succeed and leave no stone unturned to make it a reality.”
― Dr Roopleen

Quotes That Make You Smile On A Bad Day

“It’s the possibility that keeps me going, not the guarantee.”
― Nicholas Sparks

“Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.”
― Mother Teresa

“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
― Jennifer Elisabeth

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